Sam and Allan wish everyone a happy Halloween tonight. May you be scared out of your wits as much as your heart desires. Sam will be spending the evening, as usual, on his porch, giving out candy bars to the sugar-deprived moppets of Fairview, while Allan will be at home preparing to scare the little bleeders to death who dare knock on his door asking for cash (curmudgeonly swine!).
Viewing for both tonight will have a themed look to it. Sam will make up his mind when he recovers from his strenuous few hours sitting down. Allan has already decided two of his viewings, one of which heads this piece, and the other is his review of the day (his numerical countdown for the 1930s will resume over the weekend).
Now, Sam must prepare his kids’ costumes, Allan must prepare his meanest look (will take him around 9 seconds).