by Allan Fish
(UK 2005 358m) DVD1/2
Looking for Ambrose Chapel
p Sanne Wohlenberg d Dearbhla Walsh, Susan Tully, Brian Kirk w Simon Ashdown, Jeremy Dyson ph Lukas Strebel ed Emer Reynolds, Tony Cranstoun
Kris Marshall (Dudley Sutton), Ian Puleston Davies (Shirley Woolf), Daniel Mays (Carter Krantz), Roy Barraclough (Onan Van Kneck), Judy Parfitt (Mercy Woolf), Frances Barber (Connie), Sarah Smart (Lola Sutton), Emily Aston (Ruby Woolf), Philip Jackson (Leo Finch), Beth Cordingly (Vienna), Mark Gatiss (Ambrose Chapfel), Ron Cook,
It all begins with a man in a gorilla suit climbing up Blackpool Tower. We see him fall. We don’t see why or who he is. Could be a she for all we know. We are then told it’s several days earlier. Each episode will begin the same way with the same gorilla-suited man plummeting to the pavement on the Golden Mile, and each time the clock ticks down. This in essence is Funland‘s Laura Palmer. I evoke the comparison with David Lynch’s ubercult quite deliberately, for there’s more than a touch of Lynch about this sleeper hit for the then fledgling BBC3.
One wouldn’t necessarily have expected too much. Dyson was one of the creators of the grotesque comedy series The League of Gentlemen, which had long since lost its original brilliance. Ashdown was one of the main staff writers on EastEnders for many years. It would not have been too hard to guess we could expect a darkly comic soap opera pastiche. It came along just one year after an another excellent fantasy set in the old Northern entertainment capital, and the spirit of David Tennant’s copper from my home town and David Morrissey’s Ripley Holden can be felt everywhere. It’s the same place as was seen in Blackpool, yet it’s like it’s being viewed not through the nostalgic lens of that series, but through a distorted lens, like the hall of mirrors at the old Pleasure Beach House of Horrors.
Essentially, it concerns the arrival of three people in Blackpool. There’s Carter (a nod to Get Carter perhaps?), a young man who’s come to Blackpool after his dying mother pointed him in the direction of the town about which she knew a secret. Then there’s Dudley and Lola Sutton, a rather dull married couple who’ve come for a dirty weekend to try and inject some passion into their passionless marriage. Cogs in their story will prove to be nightclub owner Shirley Woolf, his domineering mother, Mercy, who owns much of Blackpool and wants it all, the town mayor who has foot long nipples (!!), a seedy B & B proprietor, a missing vicar, a stuttering reporter, a lap dancer, a couple of hitmen and a psychotic, perverted Finnish gangster who comes to a hilarious end.
It’s outrageous stuff, and at times it does threaten to derail itself from its tracks like an out of control Big Dipper. Occasionally, and quite unnervingly, it veers into extremely unsettling territory, from incest to torture to various murders, and sex, lots of sex. The performances are all on the money; Jackson, Barber (blowsy as can be), Cook and Mays are all excellent, Cordingly has a whale of a time as the ultimate cold-hearted whore in thongs, six inch heels and micro-skirts. Most terrifying of all there’s Parfitt, playing not simply one of her usual stern matriarchs but quite simply the gorgon incarnate, a vision of absolute selfish, degenerate evil, a distaff version of Noah Cross, playing the whole world as a joke and seeing love as simply “fucking with a kiss thrown in.” If one had to single anyone out, let me take two. Firstly Aston as the thick as proverbial excrement easy lay Ruby, who we first see sucking someone off in an alley – a cop no less, having had practice from giving them for kit-kats when younger – and later see munching like no-one’s business, whether frankfurters after an explosion or Pringles in a wedding dress. Best of all, there’s Smart (who’d shown promise as the neo-Cathy in Brontë reworking Sparkhouse), rising from frigid to resourceful and damned sexy as she realises that she finds stripping quite liberating and even enjoys being screwed doggy-style in front of her husband. And the song she strips to so erotically? Marilyn Manson’s ‘I Put a Spell on You’; you see, I wasn’t kidding about the David Lynch connection…
I will definitely see this at some point in the upcoming months; great review; promising enterprise. Excellent review, as usual.
Well, it can be sent on anytime. You know what you have to do 😉
Allan, this sounds to me like an absolute must-see. I couldn’t believe the names of some of the characters (Dudley “The Leather Boys”/”Lovejoy” Sutton? Vienna–shades of Joan Crawford? Ambrose Chapfel? Onan Van Kneck?) I can fully believe that one of the co-writers was in “The League of Gentlemen.” It sounds like the same outrageous surrealism and movie allusions as the best of that show (the first season–although the second and third and the Christmas special–remember the monkey’s balls and the red boots?–had their charms too). What a fabulous cast. I can picture Smart doing the striptease; her musical fantasy numbers in “Braithwaites” were an unexpected highlight. I just checked Netflix, and they don’t have it. Now that BBC America has gone to the dogs (all Gordon Ramsey and “Top Gear” and American-style reality dreck all the time), I’m relying on your reviews to direct me to the best of British telly!
Allan does make this sound like an outstandingly unique television series deserving one’s commitment of time. Thank you for the excellently engrossing and exciting review, Allan.
Well, Finchy, you need to get multi-regioned double smart, so you can get the UK DVD set…
See here…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Funland-DVD-Daniel-Mays/dp/B000CIWXLE
And yes, Alexander, it is…
Allan, I’m not sure what you mean by multi-regioned. Can I play British DVDs on an American DVD player?
Yes, of course. You just need to get a multi region DVD player – int he UK they can be got for well under £50, so they’re not expensive. Assuming you have a decent quality widescreen TV they can cope with the PAL system. Just get a multi region DVD player then you can play DVDs from all over the world. I mean, with my passions, I have DVDs from everywhere – UK, US, Australia, Canada, Brazil, Mexico, Greece, France, Germany, Italy, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Russia, Czech Republic, Poland, Austria, Switzerland, Turkey, India, Malaysia, Hong Kong, China, Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, you name it…
See here at amazon, several on offer…you may be given a multi region code to input through your remote, or it may come multi region to begin with.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=multi+region+dvd+player
How do you think Sam keeps up with foreign releases, he has quite a few UK DVDs and even the odd one from elsewhere.