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By Bob Clark
Late in Richard Linklater’s 1990 indie masterpiece Slacker, a couple of laid-back stoners are overheard sharing a conversation concerning the socio-political ramifications of five-decades strong Smurf franchise, with one theory bandied about being that the iconic five-apples high characters, sprung from the mind of Belgian cartoonist Peyo, were intended to help children all over the world prepare for the coming of Krishna, by growing accustomed to the sight of blue-people. Since then, we’ve had plenty of opportunities for people of all ages to wrap their head around the concept of sapphire-skinned creatures— the pious Nightcrawler and nudist Mystique from X-Men, the equally au naturel Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, the archeological-artifact mule Diva from The Fifth Element, the soft-spoken Abe Sapien from the Hellboy series, and even the live-theater troupe Blue Man Group for good measure. Throw in the range of azure-skinned characters in pop-culture, from the inflated figure of Violet Beauregard in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to the only-take-no-for-an-answer Blue Meanies of Yellow Submarine, and one imagines that particular Austinite must’ve grown rather impatient for Krishna’s impending manifestation onto our particular corner of reality (perhaps he thought better of it after all, and simply decided to stay at the bus-station).